Brought you by my weird sense of humour

[avrelia]

Since it is nice to give people presents, and I have nothing tangible that I don't need myself, I decided to invent some stuff and give it away. :p
So, if you like something: take, have. And have great holidays!


Jonathan Levinson calendar – swimsuit edition.

Bathtub with chains – Spike is not included.

Portrait of Angel – Author: Spike; pen, paper.

Glorificus action figure. If you find a secret button and push it, Glory will turn into Ben.

Resurrection Kit for beginners. Includes: demon egg

Resurrection Kit for experts. Includes: Urn of Osiris (slightly damaged), fawn, etc.

Videofilm "Buffy, The Slayer of Vampyres" made by Andrew Wells.

Left half of Caleb (Yes, I know, it's morbid, but the right half was already taken)

Dark magic book – hard to tell which one: all pages are blank.

The rocket launcher (almost unused).

The "behaviour modification" chip – not in working condition (someone threw it away, apparently)

Comments

Hi

[sobsister.livejournal.com]

heh. I would totally buy that Glorificus action figure.
If you don't mind my asking, what's the TOEFL?(see: your first entry)
Hope you are also having a wonderful holidays.

Re: Hi

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

Hi to you, too. Glad you liked this silly stuff.

TOEFL means Test Of English as Foreign Language. It is exam for proficiency in English, required for those who applies to US and Canadian colleges and universities but doesn't speak English as their first language - international students or new immigrants.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

I'd buy some of these...

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd buy these things myself... Pity, they exist only in my mind. At least it was fun to make them up - glad you liked.

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

Hee! I would so buy some of these. Maybe not the simsuit calender (although zyre certainly would!), but I can think of lots of uses for a rocket launcher...

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

::g:: Rocket Launcher rocks... Very useful household item.
Sorry about the lizard - just read about it. People can be unexplainable cruel... In those moments one begins to wish for rocket launcher seriously. ::hugs you::

[writteninstars.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

Left half of Caleb (Yes, I know, it's morbid, but the right half was already taken)

::joins circle of morbid friends::