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So, being a funny sheep, I started looking for then things I've done to tell you about them. Five things I picked up easily, but the others...

It's not that I have nothing to tell, it's just I cannot really put it into this form. they are either what I said, or what we did with (insert names) or I am still doing it, or I just cannot formulate it well enough.

So, my list is lame, but I present it anyway.

Ten things I've done that someone else propably has done as well:

1) Kicked an old lady at a bus stop

2) Bathed a puppy in a toilet bowl

3) Taught history in secondary school for a week

4) Made out with my female friend to get rid of a guy who was bothering us.

5) Shocked a proper village in Russia by wearing a pink faux-fur super mini sundress and shocked myself by drinking champagne, vodka and self-made vodka (Yuk!)at the same time for my best friend's wedding

6) had a lunch with Judges of the Supreme Courts of Russia and Canada

7) slept through my physics classes in high school

8) slept through my English classes at university and came to the conclusion that I have no talents for foreign languages whatsoever.

9) Bought Orlando Furioso in Italian, planning to read it some day.

10) read half of the book Gott schützt die liebenden by Johannes Mario Simmel in German (then I had to return it, and I still want to know how it ends.)

Bonus point: I scared a lot of people, some of them on purpose.