Pigeons

[avrelia]

Pigeons on my balcony are cooing incessantly; it is extremely distracting, and I don’t need any more distractions than I already have. I tried to shoo them away, but they are not afraid of me in the least. It is very disconcerting realisation – what is becoming of me that even pigeons are not afraid of me anymore? I remember times when I could scare away anyone I wanted. And I wanted boys.

(I am not sure what I wanted to say – I blame pigeons for it. Distracting!!!)

Comments

[the-royal-anna.livejournal.com]

Hee, you see, now your pigeons are distracting me, too. And I'm grateful for it. :)

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

Hee! If you want me to distract you some more, go to [Unknown site tag], I’ve just posted a very bad story there. ;)

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

One day I will learn it badficathon,

[ascian3.livejournal.com]

Hee. I often have the same problem, except with raccoons. I know it's just me, because I can run out of the house screaming and waving my arms and they just stare at me. My husband only has to open the door, and they scatter.

I'm just not very scary, I guess.

[avrelia.livejournal.com]

May be. Last years, when we lived in Vancouver, squirrels were hiding peanuts in my flowerpots – without any respect for me. But squirrels paid attention to my husband, and pigeons are not. Probably because we didn’t shoo them in January, when it was freezing in Toronto. So they decided we love them. We don’t.